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Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
My cousin finally visited me from Japan! He’s in the marines, and we haven’t seen each other in 2 yearssss. It sucks how he’s staying for like a week, but whatever! At least he served our country and survived. It’s been a while, and he still gives me kisses, calls me/treats me as his “baby cousin”, and gives me the tightest hugs ever… ugh. :(
I’m cherishing our gif moment, LOL<3
this bitch be on some incest shit
L M A O
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
what a time to be alive
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
you are allowed to like an artist’s music but not like the artist as a person
you are allowed to like an artist as a person but not like their music
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.